IEC: May 11th, Unit 7. Eating out

Please, listen to track 19. The script is on page 31 ("The Palm Restaurant") of your student book.
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Grammar: too and enough.

Adjective + enough
She is old enough to get married.
This room is big enough.

Too + adjective
She is too old to start ballet lessons.
She is too young to get married.

enough + noun
We don't have enough money to buy a new house.
I never have enough time to do what I want to do.
There's isn't enough choice in restaurants here.

See page 144 of your student book. For more details and practice, click on the following links:
http://gocsm.net/sevas/esl/reviewlesson/infinitive3b.html
http://esl.lbcc.cc.ca.us/eesllessons/enoughtoo/toenoughmc.htm
http://www.usingenglish.com/quizzes/53.html

An example of a dialog in a restaurant (ordering in a restaurant), click:
http://canadian-living-english.freeservers.com/restaurant/restaurant.htm
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JOKES

Joke 1:
W= waiter/waitress; C= customer

C: Waitress?
W: Yes, sir.
C: Can I have some icecream, one spoonful of vanilla, one scoop -- no, two scoops - of chocolate... three scoops of strawberry... and two scoops of bananba flavour... and I'd like some chocolate sauce with it... and some cream.
W: O.K. Sir, so that's: one scoop of vanilla, two scoops of chocolate, trhee scoops of strawberry, and two scoops of banana flavour.
C: Yes, make that three scoops of banana...
W: Three scoops of banana with chocolate sauce and cream...
C: Yes, that's right.
W: And do you want a cherry on the top?
C: No, thanks.... I am _______________________ (the punch line)

JOKE 2:
C: Waiter!
W: Is there a problem, sir?
C: Yes, there's a problem. There's a fly in my soup!
W: Oh... can I see, sir? ... Oh, yes, you're right... Do you want __________________? (punch line)

JOKE 3:
C: Waiter?
W: Yes, sir?
C: I have a question. What's in the Chicken Surprise Pie?
W: Chicken, sir.
C: Chicken? ... so what's the surprise?
W: The chicken's got ______________ (punch line) .

JOKE 4
C: Waiter! Waiter!
W: Yes, sir?
C: There's a spider in my soup?
W: Really, sir? Can I see?
C: Look! There it is.
W: Oh, yes. You're right, sir. The fly is _______________ (punch line)


HOMEWORK:
Write a one page dialog: ordering in a restaurant. Use the vocabulary from the lesson. Feel free to make it creative and funny: perhaps a fight with a rude waiter/waitress, or your food is disgusting, or you're someone famous, etc.
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The joke punchlines:
joke 1: No, thank, I am on a diet.
joke 2: Do you want a knife and fork?
joke 3: The chicken's got feathers.
joke 4: The fly is on vacation.