PRES. WEEK OF MARCH 26-30

GENDER DIFFERENCES, HUMOUROUS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can sepnd.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he never does.
A man marries a woman expecting she will never change, but she does.

A woman worries about the future until she finds a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Men alwasy want to be a woman's first love.
Women, on the other hand, always want men to be their last.

Married men live longer than single men,
but they are also a lot more willing to die than single men.

Women have two weapons: cosmetics and tears.

Husbands are like cars - they always good the first year.

VOCABULARY REVIEW:

flirt, attract(ive), stereotype,

newlywed, honeymoon, cater

slob, spotless, soap opera

(in)compatible, gripe, reaffirm

lighten up, snore, diaper

valid, anniversary, perfectionist

lipstick, collar, have an affair

frugal, divorce, logical